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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt_Edwards View Post
    the only thing available was Vegimite. so dad applied it to a bandage and the sore healed. believe it or not this is a true story.


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    Now that sounds like a proper useage. Something far removed from a mouth....Kinda antiseptic.....
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    Well, I was born and bred in Oz. A true blue Aussie and I would rather eat my own earwax than anything that ends in mite (yuck)
    TC. I could be anything, if I had the talent. :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt_Edwards View Post
    we also like pavolvas, lamingtons and Triffle. All are good olde Australian fair.

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    What!! You can't claim the pav as aussie. thats a kiwi invention. And that my friend is a fact. Check out the facts in The pavlova story;

    http://www.otago.ac.nz/press/booksau...a%20Story.html


    PS. Nor can you claim hokey pokey icecream, pineapple lumps or anzac biscuits.
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    You are quoting/using a NZ publisher as an independant source...hmm
    Last edited by artzy; 10-13-2008 at 03:37 AM.

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    Much as it pains me to admit this to a Kiwi... but I think MPH has us there. I think I remember a Pav bakeoff scene in Once Were Warriors........

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    I don't care who invented it - I'm very happy to eat it though. And remember, a BBQ just ain't a BBQ unless someone brings a pav.
    Ugh, this year will be too busy. I'd like to buy a vowel and more time please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimW View Post
    Much as it pains me to admit this to a Kiwi... but I think MPH has us there. I think I remember a Pav bakeoff scene in Once Were Warriors........
    Once were warriors didnt they film that at the Bondi Centrelink office

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    Quote Originally Posted by artzy View Post
    You are quoting/using a NZ publisher as an independant source...hmm
    It might be a NZ source, but it is the finest university in the world. Otago.
    Home of 'scarfies'.

    Now lets see a fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpackethead View Post
    It might be a NZ source, but it is the finest university in the world. Otago.
    Home of 'scarfies'.

    Now lets see a fight.
    Never puctured you burning a couch on the nature strip..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimW View Post
    scene in Once Were Warriors........




    hahahahaha
    Last edited by Ronp; 10-13-2008 at 04:31 PM. Reason: inapropriate language

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